Slithering Salad (Spicy Cucumber Salad)

One of the bright sides to all this 'Stay at Home' time here in California, besides helping curb the infection rate of the COVID-19 virus, is that being at home with nowhere to go has got me tinkering in the kitchen again. No more obligations to distract me from playing around with my Halloween ideas. Last year, I missed blogging my Summer of Halloween recipes so this year, I'm determined to get an early start. Armed with lots of time on my hands and lots of ideas, here's a super simple idea that comes together quick and easy. 

An idea inspired by the cucumber salads served at Japanese restaurants and Sushi places. Cool, crisp cucumbers drizzled in a light soy sesame dressing...it's one of my favorite sides to have with sushi. I spiralized the cucumbers, kicked up the dressing with garlic chili sauce for heat, and added fun plating that turned a simple salad of cucumbers into a dramatic, delicious and festive Halloween recipe.  Stay safe my friends. 

(🎃221 days until Halloween...in case you're wondering🎃)

Slithering Salad (Spicy Cucumber Salad)

Serves 4-6

Spicy Dressing
2 1/2 T rice wine vinegar
1-2 T garlic chili sauce (to taste)
1 T soy sauce
1 T sesame oil
1 T honey
1 t. fresh ginger, finely grated

3 English cucumbers
2 juniper berries or whole allspice berries (snake eyes)
Black sesame seeds (garnish)

Prepare dressing. Mix all ingredients in a small bowl and set aside. 

Spiralize the cucumbers:
Use straight cucumbers to get the best results.  

Select the head and tail cucumbers for your snake. Choose a cucumber that has a tapered narrow end to be the tail of your snake, and choose a cucumber that has a long piece of vine attached to it to make the best snake head with his tongue hanging out. The third cucumber will be to lengthen your snake and bridge between the head and tail sections. 

Head cucumber: On the non-vine end of the cucumber, thread a bamboo skewer through the center of the cucumber lengthwise leaving enough of the skewer exposed so you can pull it out later. I left about an inch and a half. This photo below shows a much longer section of the skewer as it was an in progress pic, but the amount of skewer exposed will depend on how big your cucumbers are to begin with.  

Place your threaded cucumber down on the cutting board, and with your knife at about a 45 degree angle, slowly rotate the cucumber as you cut down to the skewer, creating a continuous spiral around the skewer that holds everything in place. 

Adjust as you go. Your cuts will not be even all the way around due to the variation of the cucumbers and how centered your skewer is inside, but don't worry too much about it. Once the cuts are done, the variations of the spirals will hardly be noticeable. 

Continue cutting the spirals until you are about 4 inches from the tip of your snakes tongue. You don't want to cut spirals all the way into his head. Remove the bamboo skewer to release your snake coils. 

Snake eyes: Use the end of a skewer to poke eye holes in the cucumber on opposite sides of the head and then press juniper berries into the eye holes.  If you can't find juniper berries, substitute with whole allspice berries. Trim the tongue if needed.

Once you finish with your "snake head", repeat the spiraling with the tail cucumber. For the tail portion, thread the skewer starting at the tapered narrow end and begin spiraling at the narrow tail end until you reach the the end of the threaded bamboo skewer and trim off any excess unspiraled cucumber. Remove the skewer carefully releasing the coils and set aside. Repeat spiraling with the third cucumber and trim both round ends off the cucumber.  The picture below shows the untrimmed ends of the head and tail sections of spiralized cucumbers.

Arrange snake sections on a serving platter and drizzle with spicy dressing, garnish with black sesame seeds. Slice and serve immediately. 

More Halloween recipes to try:

Witchy Finger Food (Blistered Shishito Peppers)

Easy Halloween Kabobs 

Roasted Zombie Brain

Apple, Fennel, and Onion Slaw

I've been blog cooking Thanksgiving dishes all week and I must say...I'm stuffed! I've gained 5 pounds this week alone and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. I've had to make most of my the recipes twice to tweak it here or there until the flavors are just right. So the day I started this salad was a welcome reprieve from the "Chilaquiles Corn Bread Stuffing, Creamed Corn Casserole, Pumpkin Challah bread, Corn and Squash Casserole, and Pumpkin Pasta Manicotti Eating Extravaganza" of this last week. It's simple, light and loaded with deliciousness. This recipe is so good, I surprised myself. 😋 Besides it's awesome flavor, it's a make-ahead salad so it's super easy and convenient to make and bring to Thanksgiving potlucks or family get-together any time of year. 
Shred up some crunchy green cabbage, slice up some paper-thin red onions, shave up a bulb of fennel, cut up some super sweet crisp apples like Honey Crisp, Pink Lady, or Rockit™ apples toss with a sweet Maple Dijon Vinaigrette and refrigerate overnight! Let the flavors mingle and get to know each other and come morning, you have the perfect blend of fresh and bright, crunchy and sweet Apple, Fennel and Onion Slaw! Happy Thanksgiving!

Apple, Fennel, and Onion Slaw

 Serves 10-12


1 head of cabbage, finely shredded
1 small bulb fennel, cored and thinly shaved
1/4 red onion, thinly shaved
3-4 sweet crisp apples, cut into matchsticks (I used Rockit™ Apples)
juice of 1 lemon
1/2 cup sliced almonds


Maple Dijon Dressing
1 small shallots, finely minced
3 T Dijon mustard
1/4 cup maple syrup
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/3 cup canola oil
1/2  t.  salt
1/4 t. pepper

Prepare dressing first. Combine all ingredients, adding the oil slowly while whisking to emulsify the vinaigrette and set aside. 
Next, prepare the vegetables and apples. Finely shred cabbage, rinse and spin dry and place in a large bowl.Thinly slice about 1/4 cup of red onions and add to cabbage. 

Cut apples into matchsticks and place in another bowl and squeeze with lemon to prevent browning, let apples sit in lemon juice while preparing the fennel. 

Cut fennel in half and remove the core and then finely shave thin slices of fennel placing the shaved fennel in a small bowl with about 2 T of dressing. Stir to coat fennel with dressing to prevent browning, then add it to the bowl with cabbage and onions. 

Now add the apples and almonds to the bowl. Add about half the Maple Dijon dressing using tongs to turn and coat the vegetables. Add salt and pepper to taste, cover and refrigerate a few hours or overnight. Reserve the remaining dressing. The next day, remove slaw from the fridge. Note that the cabbage has softened a bit and some of that water has now collected at the bottom of your bowl. Carefully drain some of that liquid that collected overnight and then toss with more of the reserved dressing and enjoy! Top with more almonds if desired.

More recipes to try:

Cream of Mushroom Soup with Pancetta

Kale Salad with Walnuts and Golden Raisins

Sauteed Collard Greens

Autumn Slaw with Candied Pumpkin Seeds

Thanksgiving is all about the sides for me. From garlicky mashed potatoes and gravy, cheesy corn casseroles, savory dressings and bread puddings, to green bean casseroles. All those comforting, rib-sticking side dishes are what I look forward to the most for Thanksgiving. However, I find I still long for fresh veggies on Thanksgiving. This recipe for Autumn Slaw is a delicious way to add a little green to all that comforting, sleep inducing, tryptophan-laced Thanksgiving meal. 

Wait, wait, wait, I know what your thinking...You hate Kale. I know. Kale is a tough sell for my husband too. And my mom, and probably my brother and sister-in-law...and forget about my kids...None of them are friends with Kale. Don't be afraid, here are a few secrets to make kale taste good. 
First, if using it raw in a salad, it needs to be rubbed between your hands and massaged. Gather up a big handful of Kale and rub it back and forth and roll it into a ball and break up all that fibrous toughness. Work in batches rubbing all the leaves, wash and spin and now you're ready to rock your salad.
Next, I think it's best when paired with something sweet, like fruit. Kale can be a bit bitter, so pairing it with fruit or a sweet salad dressing helps balance some it's harsher qualities. One more secret, is to cook it. Braising, roasting or sauteing this green makes it uber delicious. Savory onions, garlic and sweet balsamic butter really makes this wild cabbage sing in my Braised Kale and Onions with Balsamic Butter recipe below.
Anyway back to my kale-hating family, namely my hubby...I had little faith that my husband would touch this salad but to my amazement, he loved this salad and even had two servings. He even ate it for leftovers the next day too. Can you believe it? I love this Autumn Slaw and my husband liked it so I'm going to attempt to bring to Thanksgiving this year and see if the rest of my family will like it too. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Autumn Slaw with Candied Pumpkin Seeds

Serves 8-10
Maple Mustard Dressing
1 small shallot, finely minced (~1 Tbsp)
3 Tbsp Dijon mustard 
1/4 cup real maple syrup
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1/3 cup canola oil

In a medium bowl, whisk together the shallots mustard, maple syrup, apple cider vinegar, salt and pepper. Slowly add the canola oil while whisking continuously to emulsify the dressing. Set aside.

Candied Pumpkin Seeds
1 cup pumpkin seeds
1 Tbsp real maple syrup
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 Tbsp butter

In a skillet, add pumpkin seeds, maple syrup, brown sugar, and butter and heat over medium heat until sugar is melted and nuts are coated. About 5 minutes. Turn out on a parchment paper to cool. Set aside.

Salad ingredients
3 large bunches of curly kale, chopped and rubbed 
3 carrots, peeled and cut into matchsticks (I used purple carrots)
1 cup dried cranberries
1 1/2 cups finely shredded red cabbage 
1 cup candied pumpkin seeds 

The secret to using Kale is to use only the curly parts of the leaves and remove all the fibrous stems. I tear it right from the stems, rather than cutting it. Kale is best when massaged, or rubbed between your hands, like what you do when your hands get cold and you rub them together to heat them up.  Working in batches, grab a handful and rub it back and forth and roll it into a ball in your hands. Then, place the rubbed kale in a salad spinner. It seems like a weird thing to do but it really helps soften the fibrous leaves. Once you rub all the kale, rinse and spin in a salad spinner. 

I used purple carrots for this salad because I like the two toned color of them. When cut into matchsticks they look like flames. Neat-o!

Add Kale, carrots and cranberries to a bowl and coat with about half the dressing. Do not add the red cabbage at this time, you'll add the cabbage right before serving to prevent the color from bleeding and turning everything purple.  Refrigerate for at least 2 hours and up to 8 hours. This will help soften the kale further and plump up the dried cranberries just a little. The kale will shrink as the dressing wilts it a bit. Right before serving, add the red cabbage and toss, only adding additional dressing if needed. Top with lots of crunchy candied pumpkin seeds and enjoy! 

Other recipes to try:

Braised Kale and Onions with Balsamic Butter

Spiced Couscous and Carrot Salad

Brussels Sprouts Salad with Bacon Mustard Dressing

Roasted Asian Slaw with Creamy Sesame Dressing

Every once in a while, I'll have an idea for a Halloween dish and after I make it, it ends up being so beautiful and so delicious that I am hard pressed to give it a festive Halloween name. This deconstructed Asian slaw is one of those dishes. It started solidly as a Halloween Salad featuring shaved broccoli stems as the main component of the salad which I intended to name, Shaved Vertebrae Salad. However, as I played around with the idea of a deconstructed Asian-inspired coleslaw, my Shaved Vertebrae Salad became this Roasted Asian Slaw with Creamy Sesame Dressing. 

Instead of having all raw veggies like most slaws, I decided to roast the cabbage and red bell peppers. Lightly roasting cabbage adds sweetness and yet it still maintains the crunchiness expected with a slaw. I kept the broccoli stems crunchy which added a wonderful flavor and texture all on their own. Roasted Red peppers top the salad along with a sweet almond and ramen noodle brittle and an incredible Creamy Sesame Dressing...Yum-O! I could totally do shots of this dressing, it's so good!  So looking at this fancy pants salad...I know what you're thinking... How do I eat it?  Answer: With a knife and fork. Use a knife to cut cabbage into quarters and mix with dressing. Add lots and lots of brittle and dig in...Enjoy!

WANT TO MAKE IT FOR HALLOWEEN?
This salad can be made into a most impressive Blood Clot Salad for Halloween.  The vivid blood-red roasted peppers mimic arteries that make up a monstrous blood clot...yuck! The broccoli stems are sliced at an angle so that they look like cross-sections of vertebrae. And the showstopper of course is the red cabbage when roasted, turns a gorgeously sinister mix of deep purple which makes me think of zombie brains. Top the whole thing off with dried worms and a yummy dressing this salad is perfect for Halloween. What's not to love...Blood clots, Brain cross-sections, vertebrae and worms! Have fun with it and Happy Halloween!  

Try it with my Midnight Sushi with Wasabi Skulls.

Roasted Asian Slaw with Creamy Sesame Dressing (Blood Clot Salad)

Serves 6


1 large Red Cabbage, sliced into six ~1/4" slices, core removed
1 T canola oil + 1 T Toasted Sesame oil
2 cloves garlic, minced
salt and pepper (to taste)
3-4 broccoli stems, peeled and sliced very thin (~3 cups)
1/2 cup roasted red pepper, cut into thin strips 
Creamy Sesame Dressing (below)
Candied Almond Ramen Noodles (below)
toasted black sesame seeds (garnish)
cilantro leaves (garnish)



Creamy Sesame Dressing (recipe from Cuisine at Home)

1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup cilantro leaves
2 T seasoned rice wine vinegar
1 T toasted sesame oil
1 T soy sauce
1/2 T sugar
2 T fresh ginger, grated
Pinch of cayenne (optional)

Combine ingredients in a mini food processor and emulsify. Refrigerate until ready to use. 

Roast Cabbage
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place slices of red cabbage on a parchment paper lined baking sheet. In a small bowl, mix oil and minced garlic and brush mixture over cabbage slices. Salt and pepper to taste and roast in a 400 degree oven for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and set aside to cool.

Prepare broccoli stems:
Cut off the small broccoli leaves from the stem and set aside for use in your salad. Using a vegetable peeler, peel rough outer stem. Using a mandoline or a sharp knife, cut very thin slices of broccoli stem. Tip: I found it easier when using the mandoline, to not cut off the florets from the broccoli crown. Instead, hold the crown of florets as you shave the broccoli stems. It makes for easily handling without the chance of slicing your fingers. Especially, since my mandoline blade was not very sharp.

Candied Almond Ramen Noodles
1-2 packages of ramen noodles, dried and broken up
1 cup sliced almonds
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup brown sugar

In a small skillet, melt butter on medium heat. Add sliced almonds and cook until lightly browned (~2 minutes). Add sugar and stir until melted and combined. Add ramen noodles and mix until coated. Set aside to cool. 

Assemble Salad:
Spoon about 2-3 T of Creamy Sesame Dressing onto plate. Lay roasted cabbage round in center of dressing using a spatula to keep the cabbage together. Add about 1/2 cup of shaved broccoli stems and leaves to top of cabbage. Top broccoli stems with about 1-2 T roasted red peppers. Add a generous amount of Candied Almond Ramen Noodles. Garnish with black sesame seeds and cilantro leaves.

Spiced Couscous and Carrot Salad

After dropping my oldest son off at Middle school the other day, I noticed the houses that once showcased tired, brown lawns during our three year drought, miraculously had green lawns! 
Last I heard, we were still on water rationing here in SoCal, but these lawns were gorgeous! Green and landscaped to perfection. When did this happen? At first I thought it was because I was in a better neighborhood with much bigger lawns to notice, but as I turned down my very own block...I saw green lawns everywhere? I couldn't believe my eyes.
Unfortunately, I also noticed as I pulled into my driveway, that our house had the only brown lawn or shall I say, grass made of dirt...on the entire block! Hmmm...I don't believe I got the memo that said we can have nice lawns again. 
I'm embarrassed and determined to not have a yucky lawn anymore. But what do I do? There are those extremely dedicated folks doing their part to conserve, who opted for drought tolerant desert motif and even those who coughed up the mighty sum to get the new Astro-turf lawns, but I not going to do those things. No, I'm simply going to water my dirt again and hope something grows! :)

This recipe is a quick and delicious side dish that can be served warm or cold. As a salad, I wanted the carrots to be a little crunchy, so I steamed the carrots briefly, when I added them to the couscous while making the dressing. However, the next time I make it as a warm side dish, I'll coat the carrots with a little of the dressing and roast them in a 400 degree oven for a few minutes to caramelize them a bit for added sweetness. Either way this salad is delicious and decidedly fall-inspired! Enjoy!

Spiced Couscous and Carrot Salad

(recipe inspired by Happy Hearted Kitchen)
Serves 4-6

1 1/4 cups Trader Joe's® Harvest Grains Blend (substitute with Israeli Couscous)
1 3/4 cups chicken broth
1/2 t. cumin
1/2 t. coriander
1/4 t. ginger
1/8 t. cinnamon
1/2 t. kosher salt
1/4 t. red pepper flakes
1 bay leaf
3 carrots, peeled into ribbons
1/2 cup dried cranberries
1/4 cup pumpkin seeds, shelled
cilantro, garnish

Dressing
3 T canola oil
1 T Honey
juice and zest of one orange

In a large skillet, add chicken broth and spices and bring to a boil. Add couscous and cook according to package directions. Prepare carrot ribbons and add carrots to the skillet, placing the carrots on top of the cooked couscous. Replace lid and let carrots steam for 5-8 minutes. Prepare dressing. Add pumpkin seeds and cranberries to the couscous and carrots. Toss with dressing, add additional cranberries, pumpkin seeds to taste and garnish with cilantro and enjoy!

Other recipes to try:

Balsamic Mushroom Quinoa

Indian Spiced Lentils

Summer Corn and Red Quinoa Salad

This is one of those accidental throw together salads that I made last summer that turned into something really refreshing and summer wonderful.  I am a huge fan of Greek flavors...cucumbers, feta cheese, roasted red and Greek peppers...what's not to love, right? The brightness of the lemon zest really makes these ingredients sing and makes for a nice change of pace from your typical vinaigrette pasta salad. It goes very well with BBQ chicken, ribs, sandwiches, and even as a topper to your favorite mixed greens. 

Feel free to substitute with orzo pasta or another small pasta if you don't like quinoa. I like using quinoa because the small grains hold the dressing well and packs flavor in every bite, plus you get the added protein. Also if you are not a fan of pepperoncini substitute with green olives.  I used red quinoa for contrast in the photos so feel free to use your favorite. Happy Summer Days!  

Summer Corn and Red Quinoa Salad

Serves 8

1 cup quinoa, rinsed, prepared and cooled
1 lb corn frozen kernels or 3 cups of fresh yellow corn
3 Persian cucumbers, diced
1 bunch green onions, chopped
1 cup roasted red bell pepper, diced
1 cup feta cheese, crumbled
pepperoncini, finely minced
generous amount of zest of 1 lemon

Greek Vinaigrette

1/2 cup olive oil
2 T red wine vinegar
1-2 cloves garlic, minced 
1 T Dijon mustard
Juice and zest of 1 lemon 
1 t. oregano
Salt and pepper (to taste)

Prepare quinoa according to package directions. I used chicken broth but you can substitute with water or vegetable broth. 
Prepare vegetables. I used frozen corn to add to the hot quinoa to quicken the cooling process, but you can use corn cut from the cob once the quinoa is cooled. Add veggies, cheese and dressing and mix. Refrigerate for an hour or overnight. Add additional dressing if needed. 

Other summer recipes to try:

Quinoa Spring Rolls

Pineapple Chicken

Corn, Tomato and Basil Salad